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Childproof

Snow Problem

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

White people talking about the weather, weird Barbies, transmogrifying spoons, fork licking, crutches, clutter, hoarding, and lying. Somehow that’s all in this episode. Tori and Gwenna have gone stir crazy I. The ale of the winter storm that swept the nation and this episode is the proof of that.  We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: Childproofmail@gmail.com ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠ Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠ Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠ Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

From the terrifying power of tornadoes to sizzling summer temperatures, ACUweather Daily brings you the top trending weather-related story of the day, seven days a week.

0:10.1

You can learn a lot in just a few minutes, with stories about impending hurricanes, winter storms, or even what not to miss in the night sky.

0:18.5

So listen and subscribe to Accuether Daily, wherever you get your

0:22.5

podcasts. That's Accuweather Daily, wherever you get your podcasts. I've been like, if you ask,

0:31.0

sure, but yeah, same thing. This will probably represent the end of, it becomes Bath Barbie

0:35.9

after this. You know that.

0:39.5

It almost always becomes Bath Barbie.

0:44.7

Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict, discipline, and punishment.

0:46.3

Today, we will look... No, the fuck we will not.

0:48.3

No. Hello and welcome to Child Proof, an airwave media podcast. I'm Tori Phantom.

1:05.8

And I'm Gwenalifland, and this episode is cold.

1:09.4

Well, we're all cold doing this episode.

1:12.9

It's freezing.

1:14.1

We're going to do the thing where two white people walk into a room and are therefore

1:18.0

legally required to talk about the weather, aren't we?

1:20.8

Yeah.

1:21.3

Yeah, actually, that is.

1:23.4

Have you checked the leather?

1:25.1

Have you looked outside?

1:27.1

I have. I have.

1:29.2

Yeah. Let's go.

1:30.7

As we record, we are both in the wrap-up of a winter, a winter happening.

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