The Nevada Election Scam with Zevon Odelberg

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Remember when Nevada spent like 18 months counting the votes back in 2020? And remember how they refused to hurry up even as an insurrection was fomenting? And remember how people like to gamble in Nevada? Well this week's guest thinks these terrible memories just might be related. Podcast host Zevon Odelberg stopped by to recount (hehe) his scandalous theory on why it took forever to find out who won the presidential election Nevada, and it just might have something to do with the casinos, the mob, sexy showgirls, and steak dinners. Panamanians, we're on to you!

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0:00.0	I went to Vegas as a kid and it was very fun.
0:25.3	I'm sure she had a lovely time.
0:26.8	I was proud of my daughters.
0:28.9	She only wanted one thing, which was to eat at the restaurant in the Eiffel Tower.
0:33.4	We took her.
0:34.4	Reasonable requests.
0:35.4	Yes, but because it was the only thing she asked for, it was a lot cheaper than losing
0:42.8	money at Blackjack, I guess, and so we were really impressed by the guy that uses the
0:46.7	broom to sweep the crumbs off your tablecloth and all that.
0:50.3	Is that a thing?
0:51.3	Awesome.
0:52.3	Like while you're eating.
0:53.3	That's like that, that's that Michelin service thing or something, yeah.
0:56.6	Well, they'll come by and they'll be like, well, you're sloppy and they'll just broom
1:00.1	around your face.
1:01.1	Or they'll just be just specifically for you and your daughter and your daughter's friends
1:04.8	because they're like, oh my god, these people.
1:07.2	Well, if you ask my wife, she'd tell you, are correct.
1:10.0	I am a met.
1:11.0	She's like, close your mouth.
1:12.7	I can hear you chewing this pandemic has been going on for way too long.
1:17.2	Why do we have to have all three meals to get?
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