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🗓️ 19 March 2021
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Dontcha just love Rian Kountzhouse? America's sweetheart of podcasting is back in the Lizard Lair, and this week he brings us a theory that is incredibly personal. Rian thinks that his adorable toddler Tate was delivered by stork. Yes, literally by a stork. And he also thinks that all human babies everywhere are also delivered by stork. Maybe also crane. Definitely a big white waterfowl. This episode is exactly as bonkers as you think it's gonna be and features some absolutely filthy language from Rian, Katelyn, and even Alexis. And there WILL be surprise cameos. Get your diapers on little babies, it's a wild one.
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0:00.0 | I feel safe. It's just safe. It's just as papa. Yes, papa, please. It's funny that you |
0:23.0 | mentioned that because we did have a conversation with my wife with how we wanted to be referred |
0:27.1 | to, like we wanted to train Tate to refer to us. I wanted to be papa and she thought it was too |
0:32.5 | weird. And so I am dead, daddy, which I think is weird, but you know what? Daddy has really gotten |
0:40.6 | co-opted out of control. Out of control. In a way that isn't fair to male parents. No, not at all, |
0:48.8 | not at all. And my thoughts of mama also were vetoed. And then I thought, sir, I was like, what about |
0:56.8 | sir? And we could make him be like kind of Victorian, like, you know, very official, you know, |
1:01.9 | but I think we're going to end up with just daddy or, you know, whatever we'll see. He hasn't |
1:07.4 | vocalized yet. So he's close. From what I understand what usually happens is that just like the kid |
1:14.0 | is going to say whatever they're going to say, like one day they'll point at you and go, abah. |
1:17.8 | And you're like, okay, we're going with it. We're going with it. I guess I'm Hebrew dad. |
1:25.1 | Very. Yeah. Yeah. Abah would be cool. I mean, that's definitely its father and several, |
1:30.8 | and not my language, but you know, it is a, I know that it was a, I believe it is Arabic or at least, |
1:37.3 | it's a few of them. Yeah, for sure. You ever listen to that radio lab about like the oldest word? |
1:43.9 | No, but what was it? Yeah, I think I've heard of it. Yeah, I can't remember anything. |
1:47.6 | Your mom, like, the version of mom, it's like more or less has stayed the same. It's like |
1:53.0 | technically the oldest word that we have. And did they say it like evolved independently in every |
1:58.6 | culture? Like, yeah, in disparate places all over the world, people with like no linguistic |
2:02.9 | connection are like, yeah, I call her ma. Yeah. And it's like forever has been the sounds we make for |
2:11.6 | moms. He does say his first word. I don't know if we've, I guess we haven't talked at all |
2:16.4 | this whole year. He's going to have to say stop, but it's not really stop. I was like, stop, stop, |
2:21.5 | because we would yell at him to stop running away from us. Yeah, please don't run out into |
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