May your dinners always be devoured, your risotto's rich and creamy, and your roasties always be golden with Kerrygold butter.

May your steak always sizzle, and your mash be buttery and smooth.

May your veggies always be eaten, and your plates be licked clean.

May your food always be the talk of the table

and your moments always be golden.

Kerry Gold, naturally golden butter from grass-fed cows.

Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language,

mature content and adult themes.

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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

I ever have like three drinks at once?

I never feel more...

I've got two here.

Overwhelmed. I'm having a... I'm loving life.

If I had this... I wouldn't mind the cold sugar-free seven-up

into the mix.

Do you want me to go grab it?

No. Do that?

To that next one.

This week's Here Comes a guillotine, sponsored by Sugar-Free 7-Up.

All the fizz tastes like shit.

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