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Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.8686 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the SNP, Kurt Cobain and people on the motorway...

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0:00.0

May your dinners always be devoured, your risotto's rich and creamy, and your roasties always be golden with Kerrygold butter.

0:09.1

May your steak always sizzle, and your mash be buttery and smooth.

0:13.8

May your veggies always be eaten, and your plates be licked clean.

0:18.5

May your food always be the talk of the table

0:21.2

and your moments always be golden.

0:24.5

Kerry Gold, naturally golden butter from grass-fed cows.

0:29.8

Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language,

0:32.7

mature content and adult themes.

0:34.9

It is not suitable for a younger audience.

0:39.0

This is a global Player Original podcast.

0:43.5

Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.

0:46.5

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe

0:49.1

and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

0:55.0

I'm V. Do you want a can aloni? I've not eating it.

0:57.0

It's nice.

0:59.0

Sure.

1:00.0

A banger.

1:01.0

Have a bit of sugar, Andy.

1:03.0

Knock yourself out, brother.

1:04.0

Don't say we don't care, Andy.

1:06.0

Do-de-de-de-de-de-canolones for breakfast

1:14.0

I was walking home through Glasgow last night

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