The Napoleon of Milleronia!
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2016
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Larry celebrates the anniversary of Waterloo with some sweet, sweet Napoleon chat! And it just wouldn't be a summer solstice without Larry missing the summer solstice. Also hear about dead goldfish from the summer fair and which is worse, the French Disease or the English Disease. http://LarryMillerShow.com
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Milaronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's never had to go through Waterloo. but in a way aren't we all and well it's pretty hot here I'm back on the mainland |
| 0:45.8 | we're not on milleronia today to record and I'll tell you why in a tiny bit but and it's pretty hot here I'll tell you why also in a |
| 0:56.5 | tiny bit but it's wonderful boy it's you know even when it's really really |
| 1:01.2 | really really hot like this it's just beautiful. |
| 1:04.4 | Actually no it's not it's it's horrible in fact but that was of course that music |
| 1:10.7 | everything about the show makes me happy and Colonel Jeff too and that's |
| 1:14.7 | the Josh Perone Orchestra and the Pamela Zazlov dancers featuring boy tenor |
| 1:21.8 | Aaron Rollins asking the musical question, |
| 1:25.0 | Did it cost two bits for Tom Mix to purchase a shave and a haircut? |
| 1:32.0 | Yes, it did. Not to not to make too big a thing out of it. Yes it did. But I'm |
| 1:39.3 | going to make a big thing out of it because you know the truth is in the 1920s when Tom Mix was a movie |
| 1:46.4 | star and he was he was a big Western star and those were in silent movie days but boy |
| 1:52.0 | people loved him and I think number one and the |
| 1:56.1 | colonel thought so too that's just about what a shave and a haircut cost that's from now it's |
| 2:02.2 | possible that movie stars in those days paid more going to |
| 2:06.6 | Hollywood barbers who were already on the movie studio lots and but... but yeah shaven a haircut two bits |
| 2:16.9 | and it got to be a popular saving is saying in america here and in Canada. |
| 2:23.4 | Hey, two bits. |
| 2:25.1 | I remember we still even in high school there was a cheer. |
| 2:30.2 | We used to shout two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar. |
| 2:35.8 | All four high stand up and holler. |
| 2:39.0 | And I just remember that. |
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