Born On The 4th of Ju-Larry
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2016
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Why shooting bottle rockets doesn't count as college credit, Larry's dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem "The Defence of Fort McHenry," which is the source of the lyrics for "The Star Spangled Banner." And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Errol Flynn classic, "Robin Hood." http://LarryMillerShow.com
Quote of the week: "The backyard fireworks of his idiot friend."
Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves to wave a flag on the 4th of July. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? |
| 0:42.0 | And boy, oh boy boy it's beautiful here I'm on the mainland |
| 0:46.4 | I'm not on milleronia today and I'll tell you why in just a minute. But boy oh boy that music well that music puts me on |
| 0:56.0 | milleronia in many ways and I think the colonel will agree with me it's we hear |
| 1:01.2 | that music and we just were in complete charge we love doing our show and of |
| 1:07.4 | course that's the Mark Levin Orchestra and the Helena Moore dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking, |
| 1:15.0 | asking the musical question, |
| 1:18.0 | Any thoughts of putting a piranha tank on milleronia for special occasions? |
| 1:25.0 | Well, I'll tell you what, Mike. |
| 1:27.0 | First of all, that's a terrific idea. |
| 1:30.0 | And that's no kidding. |
| 1:32.0 | That's a wonderful idea. |
| 1:34.0 | I mean, there's no, look, no better torment than watching a man get eaten by those fish. |
| 1:39.0 | And they start at the, well, it doesn't matter where they start. |
| 1:41.0 | Wherever they start in 30 seconds they finish. |
| 1:44.3 | It's a great idea, Mike. And it's so good, frankly. I started to think about it here, even with |
| 1:51.7 | Colonel Jeff, say, hey, hey wait a minute that's a |
| 1:53.7 | that's a pretty good idea and I'll be honest I'm open to anything on |
| 1:58.8 | milleronia especially on an idea that, but there's a reason I haven't gone in that direction so far. |
| 2:08.0 | Things like a piranha tank have to be in public. |
| 2:12.0 | It's not like the two volcanoes which are visible to people. |
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