The Napoleon Complex
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Merry Christmas! Anthony ran into Dog Walker Jesus and how Gregg kept Anthony out in his backyard for over an hour on his birthday. We break down Wonder Woman 1984 and how the hell it got made before getting into the best headlines ever: Hilaria Baldwin, a Santa stuck in power lines, and a Covid specimen in a Kohl's box, and the Nashville bomber's cryptic message. You need to listen all the way through to get to the best story of 2020.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? We got a pre-roll. It could be awkward or embarrassing to talk about a rectal dysfunction for other podcasts |
| 0:07.1 | Not us. We flop around all the time how often use excuses like I had a long day work |
| 0:12.2 | Or I'm just not feeling it when someone asks to see your throbbing erection |
| 0:16.0 | It isn't easy to talk about a rectal dysfunction |
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| 0:27.0 | ED treatment a free online visit and free two-day shipping and that was our pre-roll for the week |
| 0:34.9 | All right, coming up. I'm not gonna do another just kidding |
| 0:38.0 | I don't know why you even felt for it for a third week in a row. I got two pre-rolls |
| 0:41.8 | This one this one is just something I'm gonna make up off the top of my head |
| 0:45.3 | I don't even really have a pre-roll. I just wanted to keep the joke going |
| 0:48.9 | Guys over the past couple weeks. We've been trying this new product from the good people over at five CBD |
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| 1:02.6 | They include the perfect amount of THC that hits you right in that sweet spot not too high not too sober. It's the best |
| 1:09.3 | My parents do it unbeknownst to them for JRP listeners |
| 1:13.2 | We've got a special deal going you can get your free bottle of daily buzz gummies and get five CBD.com |
| 1:19.1 | Again, you got to spell out that five take the extra time. You've got to try them |
| 1:23.9 | They'll ship right to you in all 50 states check it out this month |
| 1:27.0 | December 2020 you got like a day and that was my last pre-roll I swear to God. I hope so |
| 1:33.7 | Cuz coming up we've got Alec Baldwin's wife a |
| 1:37.5 | Napoleon impersonating killer and Santa stuck in some power lines on episode 85 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal vanity project |
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