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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Screw You, Anthony is 42

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Anthony turns 42 and wanted to share some of his favorite things: zebras, sex with horses, jewish dating sites and elevator shaft deaths. Leave him a happy birthday review on apple podcasts as a gift.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We've got a man in diapers, edible pythons and some horses and big trouble coming up on episode 84 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal vanity project

0:10.2

J-R-V-B

0:12.2

Junior Vice President

0:13.7

Screw you, I'm 42

0:16.2

Now 42 quite yet, it's the birthday boy, we're talking on birthday Eve, this is gonna be released on Anthony Jessenix 42nd birthday, how about that?

0:36.2

It might even get released tonight, I don't know what Erica's doing maybe a day early like a birthday present to the world

0:42.2

but yeah I decided that either no podcast this week or do it a day before and we went the responsible route

0:49.2

and you did the day before I have no like real plans for my birthday I could have been sober and ready to do this

0:55.2

but you don't want to tempt fate, you know, you don't want to do that

0:59.2

Well yeah you are someone that you'd like to celebrate your birthday, you know

1:04.2

I'm one of those people

1:06.2

I'm just saying you're you know some people want it, want to keep it low key, you want to you want to do it up?

1:13.2

That's there's no judgment

1:15.2

I'm usually just a dinner, you know just a dinner with a couple of friends, I don't have to have like giant blowouts

1:21.2

I had a big party for 40 but no I like to mark the occasion for sure and it's so close to Christmas that everything's kind of shut down anyway

1:28.2

but I mean this, this last shut down, we don't want to talk about Corona that much

1:33.2

but this last one has been getting to me, I'm not going to lie to you, I started out strong

1:38.2

and my TV broke like a couple like a few days ago maybe like a week ago where I have a thing

1:45.2

like universal remote to switch my TV to like turn it on, put it either cable or the Apple TV

1:51.2

where I have all that stuff and then the DVD thing

1:53.2

and the TV part breaks where the remote breaks

1:57.2

so I can't switch the cable when I'm like screw it, I'm just going to figure out how to do all the Apple TV stuff

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