Tayna Roberts Finger in the Butt
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2021
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Welcome to 2021! Anthony, Gregg and Erica recap their wild NYE stories and how a finger in a butt may have saved a life this weekend. Tayna Roberts has passed away, a 3 year old boy was abandoned in the cold before Christmas at a graveyard, and a nurse stripped their PPE to have sex with a COVID patient.
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| 0:53.5 | You got a you got another pre-roll? |
| 0:57.9 | No, actually Greg, I don't this time. I just have this. This is usually the part where you kind of like cut off me right? |
| 1:04.0 | What I'm trying to do is a little I usually wait until you start and then I jump in with another pre-roll. |
| 1:07.7 | But not this time. Yeah. Okay. All right. This week we've got if I wanted to have another pre-roll. Like I could have easily |
| 1:13.8 | Just made something up made up a product and sold it myself and made all the money |
| 1:17.9 | But that's not what JRP is all about. So Greg you go ahead. I'm passing you the baton. I'll take it right back. Thanks buddy |
| 1:23.5 | We've got bean dad an abandoned boy an a cemetery and an important update on Tonya Roberts all coming up on episode |
| 1:31.1 | 86 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal vanity project |
| 1:35.5 | JRPP |
| 1:37.4 | Junior Vice President or Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde dating spoiler alert who gives a fuck |
| 1:44.3 | Well now he's hold on |
| 1:48.2 | Keep that in |
| 1:55.2 | Nice to hear my son Walker right off the top of the show there he you know |
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