The Musky Scent Of King Koopa’s Ballsack

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 COVID-19 Is Coming For Me 2:03.227 TransAutism – The Wish To Have A Mental Disability 4:33.760 Fairy Hate Crimes Are About To Sky Rocket 7:10.765 A New Fornicating Female Freak 8-Track Clip! 10:34.363 A Furry Huffs Armpit Stink And Sweaty Balls | Visit Huff Aromas 18:30.175 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:55.913 Botox your Bladder 28:14.015 No One Is Safe Now – Calliou Is Back 35:30.950 Pastor Whips Up A Fapaccino In His Pants 40:12.149 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Thursday, June 30th, 2022.
0:03.8	Coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	the fornicating female freaks are back, baby,
0:08.1	plus a furry hubs vials of ball sweat and armpit juice.
0:12.6	I hate crime against fairies
0:14.3	and wealthy New Yorkers love their bladder Botox.
0:17.6	All this was your voice, mails, tonight.
0:19.8	Hi, I'm Richard, then I'm a sheep.
0:26.8	Hi, I'm Richard, then I'm a sheep.
0:30.8	Hello, hello, hello.
0:34.8	When you make your clothes get laundry,
0:36.8	you make your hair into your clothes.
0:38.8	You make your love to your mother,
0:40.8	and baby, I ain't no joke.
0:42.8	You make your heart do your music,
0:44.8	and you want your mind to see.
0:46.8	You know how to use it, baby, so get your dick to me.
0:49.8	I'll give you a dick to me, give it to me.
0:52.8	I'll give you a dick to me, give it to me.
0:56.8	Hello.
1:03.8	Hey, I'm a sheep.
1:06.8	I'm a sheep.
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