Gooning With A Hamburger

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 My Independence Day / Insurrection-Wear Drip 1:55.768 Wacky Political Debates 3:58.446 My Chinese Knock-Off CPAP Machine Is Here 11:20.128 Bad Porn Acting 17:29.347 Gooner Bate Training Video: Hamburger Sex Edition 23:07.105 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:21.282 How Are We Going To Save The Planet? Bubble Wrap. 27:54.535 Delta Wants To Save You From Themselves. Take Money And Run! 34:18.263 Demonic Doll Has No Eyes And A Desire To Kill 37:36.994 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:09.037 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Sunday, July 3rd, 2022, coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	The future governor of Arizona hates Elvis Presley, but has a soft spot for space aliens.
0:10.2	Plus, the creepy no-eye doll that makes everyone that looks that are have chest pains, a
0:15.4	burger-fucker training video, and a wrecking ball to your pussy.
0:19.3	All coming up today.
0:23.3	New daily, proudly presents Televangelist Bernie Thomas, praying the AIDS away.
0:30.3	Yes, I'm like a prayer because I'm 17 years old, and I've been living HIV positive ever since I was born.
0:39.3	My God, Father Lightning, the name of Jesus, I crushed His sickness in her body.
0:48.3	And I command Christal to be made whole.
0:53.3	Yeah!
0:55.3	Get a level, Christ, cleanse the blood.
0:59.3	And God, you get Christal brand new blood.
1:03.3	Do it right now.
1:05.3	In Jesus' name, I pray.
1:07.3	Amen, and amen.
1:09.3	Christal?
1:10.3	Yes.
1:11.3	I just believe God just touched and healed your body.
1:14.3	And just walked a miracle for you.
1:17.3	I want you to plan to live and not die.
1:20.3	You hear what I'm saying?
1:22.3	Yes.
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