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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

The Vaticunt – Catholic Priest Owned And Operated Sex Shop – BEST OF

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey freaks, Tim back here to introduce a BEST OF SHOW.

0:06.4

Yes, we're doing a midweek classic edition of D.V.

0:10.6

Don't worry, everything's okay.

0:12.4

I just had so many errands today.

0:15.2

I had to run to the market.

0:17.2

Declan had an out-of-town soccer match.

0:20.2

Shaden needed help with his history diorama.

0:23.7

And on top of it all, Lord Dushden told me

0:26.3

that the boss was coming over for dinner.

0:28.5

I was fuming.

0:29.8

I was so sore with him.

0:32.0

Thankfully, we still had some jello packets from the last party

0:35.3

and I was able to whip up my world-famous

0:38.0

line gelatin tuna mionis salad.

0:40.8

What's more fun than eating salad with a fork that jiggles?

0:45.2

Oh, you have not experienced fish until you've had gelatinous fish.

0:48.8

It slides around in your mouth all funny like.

0:52.0

And then you bite down the jello squirts

0:55.1

and you hit that creamy mayonnaise center?

0:57.8

Oh, it was a big hit.

1:00.0

Anyway, you guys know the drill.

1:01.5

When I do best of shows in the middle of the week,

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