The Vaticunt – Catholic Priest Owned And Operated Sex Shop – BEST OF
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Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2022
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey freaks, Tim back here to introduce a BEST OF SHOW. |
| 0:06.4 | Yes, we're doing a midweek classic edition of D.V. |
| 0:10.6 | Don't worry, everything's okay. |
| 0:12.4 | I just had so many errands today. |
| 0:15.2 | I had to run to the market. |
| 0:17.2 | Declan had an out-of-town soccer match. |
| 0:20.2 | Shaden needed help with his history diorama. |
| 0:23.7 | And on top of it all, Lord Dushden told me |
| 0:26.3 | that the boss was coming over for dinner. |
| 0:28.5 | I was fuming. |
| 0:29.8 | I was so sore with him. |
| 0:32.0 | Thankfully, we still had some jello packets from the last party |
| 0:35.3 | and I was able to whip up my world-famous |
| 0:38.0 | line gelatin tuna mionis salad. |
| 0:40.8 | What's more fun than eating salad with a fork that jiggles? |
| 0:45.2 | Oh, you have not experienced fish until you've had gelatinous fish. |
| 0:48.8 | It slides around in your mouth all funny like. |
| 0:52.0 | And then you bite down the jello squirts |
| 0:55.1 | and you hit that creamy mayonnaise center? |
| 0:57.8 | Oh, it was a big hit. |
| 1:00.0 | Anyway, you guys know the drill. |
| 1:01.5 | When I do best of shows in the middle of the week, |
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