The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good.

ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children.

We examine the effort to link the attack to asylum seekers en masse, and marvel at the American right wing’s newfound love of fiery, destructive protests.

FINALLY: an unhinged screed against a “millennial” (zoomer) Tom Hanks-themed Hanksgiving party goes viral as one man rages against the degeneracy of hanging out with women.

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Music:

Rid of Me - I'm So Lonesome I Could Die

Sunflo'er - Where Do My Children Go At Night

Misha Panfilov - Sweet Girl

Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that corner. Stay tuned guys. We'll
0:22.3	show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to go. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander
0:35.0	Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:39.2	The world is ending.
0:41.2	Millennial corniness is responsible.
0:44.7	We're documenting it.
0:46.6	What's up, everybody?
0:47.9	I hope everybody's doing well.
0:49.5	I wanted to give a brief announcement up top.
0:52.2	We are entering what is known as peak season for me personally
0:56.1	that is uh the run up and the just in general the holiday season i deliver packages if you
1:03.7	don't know i do that for a living and so my hours are about to get pretty messed up i think
1:10.3	we might be going as we have in the past.
1:13.2	We might be going to Patreon only during the month of December, maybe even a little bit into
1:17.9	January. Um, it is not, we're not going off the air or anything like that. We'll continue to
1:24.0	like put previews of the bonus content in the main feed don't forget about us
1:29.3	but yeah for my personal mental health we might have to go to only doing two episodes a week
1:36.1	instead of the usual three you know i thought that you know being peak season for three
1:41.8	straight years would uh would uh make it make you fit for this but apparently
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