I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points.

THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive new cars are now. He also seems to be losing his mind to some degree

LAST: Fox News airs a piece on Target’s “Black Santa in a Wheelchair” Christmas ornament and then criss-crosses the MDC Bingo board, merging with stories of the department store hamstringing local sheriffs, “banning” the word Christmas while also “sexualizing” Christmas--all set to footage of 2020 looters.

But famous loser Riley Gaines eventually pulls us back to the main point: why is Target allowed to sell this ornament?

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0:00.0	Target is selling this type of merch.
0:04.0	You know what I thought about today?
0:06.0	Back in 2005, Target banned the word Christmas, the phrase Merry Christmas.
0:12.0	Wow, I wasn't lying when I said we'd be going back to MDC classic shit.
0:17.0	One of the classic internet, what my space newsletters yep was
0:23.5	facebook even around at this time 2005 oh so how old was she in 2005 well she she had to
0:30.8	read about it she had to read about it in uh yeah probably some like evangelicals prayer
0:36.2	email that she got forwarded because parlor has her email address.
0:41.3	Looking at her eyes makes my eyes go crossed.
0:44.8	Like they're so like small and close together and low.
0:50.0	Probably didn't come in handy while you're swimming.
0:53.4	Yeah, but it's probably awful finding goggles that work with that shape of head in eye proximity.
0:59.6	Yeah, the conservative wives tale that Target banned the word Christmas.
1:07.2	Totally.
1:08.1	This is like from a Bill O'Reilly segment or something.
1:24.0	Employees weren't allowed to say it. No merchandise was allowed to have the word Christmas on it because it implied that, you know, the idea of Christ exists. Now I believe that's still in effect, yet they're allowed to have. Yeah, they, yeah, if you go to Target right now, two days before Thanksgiving, you will not see a
1:31.1	single thing that says Christmas on it. No way. No way. It's impossible. Black disabled Santa
1:39.3	and a gay nutcrack on effect, yet they're allowed to have black disabled Santa
1:46.4	why are they allowed to have the black disabled Santa Tony why are they allowed to have that
1:52.5	I don't know I don't know I'm fucking furious you know I go to their website and I only find
1:57.8	four sections for Christmas decorations trees clothing that I'm only finding find four sections for Christmas decorations,
2:01.0	trees, clothing.
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