Jingle Smells (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).

We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)

When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts)

Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.

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0:00.0	Nick takes one of the wrapped toys and leaves it at the kid Silas is the kid's name,
0:10.4	leaves it at his door and he finds it, right?
0:14.7	Is this just how it happened?
0:15.9	I think that just happened or it's about to just happen.
0:20.3	But like how did how does Silas know that he's the one who left it?
0:24.2	He sees him leaving or something.
0:25.6	No, he wrote he wrote, um, from jingle smells.
0:28.6	Jingle smells.
0:29.4	He wrote jingle smells on it.
0:31.3	Right.
0:31.6	So he's like giving this kid gifts anonymously.
0:35.6	He has a secret name,
0:38.2	a secret code name with this child
0:40.4	that he's developing a relationship to
0:43.2	with rather. And then yes,
0:45.6	Silas does end up following Nick
0:47.8	out of his neighborhood to thank him for the toy.
0:51.5	And then, but Nick says,
0:53.5	hey, we don't talk about this.
0:55.3	We don't talk about that out loud.
0:57.7	And I'm like,
0:58.6	again,
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