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Podcasts where we choose a subject for a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts.

Because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

I'm Heath and I'll be directing this lunar expedition.

Stanley Cooper, the episode.

Okay, okay, come on.

By our Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Alan Shepard, Cecil Tom, Noah, and

Eli.

Oh, I love Buzz.

Yeah, to infinity and beyond.

You know, Alan Shepard was Tom's age when he walked on the moon.

I'll take it.

I won't take it.

And I stopped knowing who you were talking about after you said Heath Enright.

So take that, you know?

Okay.

You noted.

So, Noah, what person, place, thing, concept, phenomenon, or event?

What we're going to be talking about today?

I'm so excited.

The moon.

All right.

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