The Moon Is a Hollow Satellite with Matt McCarthy

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

What’s the moon’s deal, honestly? We’re supposed to believe it just floats up there effecting the tides and whatnot? Yeah right. Our guest this week - the extremely funny and opinionated Matt McCarthy - knows the shocking truth about what the moon is really doing up there, and it ain’t just floating. No, Matt is convinced that the moon is hollow, it’s full of aliens and gadgets, and we’re all DUMB SHEEPLE for thinking otherwise.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Yeah, nobody gets anything for Jesus didn't get shit on Christmas.
0:43.0	God, well he got murre. Everybody nobody gets anything for Jesus didn't get shit on Christmas.
0:53.6	God, well he got mr and frankincense and gold.
0:56.3	Did he?
0:56.9	Read your Bible.
0:58.2	Did he?
0:59.2	I don't know.
1:00.2	I wasn't there.
1:01.2	Yeah.
1:03.0	I don't know what they did with the Frankincense.
1:07.0	Mary must have pocket of the gold.
1:09.0	And then the MIR, they used, he didn't even get to use that because they were on their way to put it on them and then they found
1:16.5	that he was gone wait what because that's that's like baby Jesus disappeared when he died murs for for I guess for the the
1:27.4	what's the word I'm looking for embalming I suppose just for the the
1:31.7	preservation of a dead body.
1:34.9	And that's what they were going to you.
1:36.4	That's why they were going there.
1:37.8	That's when they found out the boulder had been rolled away.
1:40.8	What a gift to give a baby. Yeah, well, begging you to read your Bible.
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