Area 51 Is A Smokescreen with Winston Carter

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Every morning, unmarked planes take off from McCarran International Airport, bound for Air Forces bases all around Nevada. Every evening they return. Where do they go in between? Winston Carter knows where. The mysterious planes, the lights in the sky above Area 51, the long complex history of the Cold War space race - all these things come together in a conspiracy theory so original, it will blow your freakin mind.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. No, I'm into it, but I, because we talked about it and the melted cheese is really becoming like a thing in my life where people are like well we can't get
0:55.2	pizza Caitlin doesn't like melted cheese and I don't know how to explain like it's not that I won't
0:59.5	eat pizza of course I'll eat pizza I just would rather have anything else.
1:04.0	That's so interesting.
1:06.0	I don't know, like why do you always want to get pizza when there's like Thai food in the world?
1:11.0	Okay, listen, you don't have to it's not a there's not only one
1:17.7	answer you know those are the only choice. Pizza or Thai food.
1:24.0	Jues.
1:25.0	I don't know.
1:26.0	Well, that's a hard.
1:27.0	I would probably choose Thai food, but.
1:29.0	I understand.
1:30.0	People truly love pizza and it's like, it it is I it's weird to not be into a thing that everyone else is into just because I think when you're into it you don't realize how common it is like how much you interact with that thing
1:45.1	I don't know if I was like yeah I'm just not into dogs like people would be
1:50.0	horror I don't know I'd be okay I. That would be all right. Dogs can bite people.
1:54.0	Yeah. Cheese can make you poop your little guts out.
1:59.0	That is true. You know, cheese and dogs affect people differently is all I'm saying.
2:03.6	Hey listen I'm on your side here.
2:05.6	Thank you. I don't know why I'm trying to convince you you're an understanding man.
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