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The Commercial Break

The Moon Dudes!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Ep915: Krissy & Bryan and discuss the Moon Dudes and the rocket ship to the moon! Also, Top Chef is a show that is never replicated often imitated...says Bryan.

Transcript

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0:00.0

on this episode of the commercial break they used the the rocket um i guess i don't know what you

0:16.6

call them like the the balls yeah the balls the ball bearings you know the the things that hang off yeah it's all

0:24.4

about balls they use the nuts of the other one you know those things that hang off the

0:27.3

rocket things the boosters the boosters yeah the boosters the things the things where the shit

0:33.7

comes out the fire comes out right they used three of them from the space shuttle. They just used them. They just repurposed them. That's nice. And the fourth one was rebuilt from the shuttle. I don't know. I'm going and they're not even sure I'm going to make it. And they're like, hey, we're using tires from the last car. I mean, I don't know. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:57.2

Two 30 in the morning!

0:59.0

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.

1:00.5

Welcome back to the commercial break.

1:02.2

I'm Brian Green.

1:02.8

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.

1:04.7

Chris and Joy Holtley.

1:05.6

Best to you, Chris.

1:06.3

Best to you, Brian.

1:07.2

And best to you out there in the podcast and streaming audience.

1:27.9

I think there's none of you. I did get the notification. Yeah, sometimes people just pop right in and then sometimes they pop in later. I don't know. I don't know how all that works. Whatever. Anyway, the moon dudes made the moon dudes go. Did you see it? They're alive. Did you see it? Did you watch it? Yes.

1:45.4

We watched it. Two hours of the countdown. You know, that NASA channel is... It's really cool. Yeah, it really is. Like, I've done this before. This isn't the first one I've watched on the NASA channel where they've got all of the people, like, you know, three hours, four hours ahead of time. they've got the hosts who tend to be astronaut related or astronauts themselves

1:44.7

and they talk about all the things. Yeah. And then you're leading up to the actual launch,

1:49.9

which is really a question mark until the very moment. Right? It's, you know, that there's a

1:54.8

trouble with the toilet. They had trouble with the toilet. They had trouble with a battery. They

1:58.8

had trouble with a sensor. They're talking about it the entire way. they're being really transparent about what's going on and how they're communicating so we're watching this the entire time and i am just like the kids are talking and yelling and my brother and all this year everyone's and i'm like shut up let's watch yeah meanwhile it's like you, here's what's going on, right? It's, what happens? What? The kids. The kids, I'm going to kill them. Oh, my God, they killed it. Oh, what? Ah! They're done for. These kids... They love that thing. They do love this thing. You wouldn't even know. You don't even know. These kids love the megaphone. Oh, yeah. I would love it too. Of course. Here's how it goes. Ready? Damn fucking kids. I'm gonna... I'm taking them out of school. I'm gonna be sanding my deck for the next three weeks. That's right. Yeah. They're like, uh, uh, uh, yeah, we've got a C1-7. Uh, and I'm, and I'm like, oh my God, they got a C1 sensor on the overload? Holy shit. Yeah, Capcombe said out of a I don't know what they said, but it really sounded important.

3:14.2

What it really means is, the shudder's backed up. Can I get a plunger?

3:18.0

Plunder and the shitter?

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