I'm On A Bridge to Nowhere!
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:10.9 | What in the world is going on in the Chesapeake Bay that it smells that bad for miles and miles and miles? |
| 0:17.1 | I don't know, but isn't there a lot of seafood that comes out of Chesapeake Bay? |
| 0:20.4 | Chesapeake clams. Okay. Right? Goo, but isn't there a lot of seafood that comes out of Chesapeake Bay? Chesapeake clams. |
| 0:21.8 | Okay. |
| 0:22.5 | Right? |
| 0:23.7 | Goowy ducks. |
| 0:24.6 | Is that a... |
| 0:25.0 | What is the thing? |
| 0:25.6 | Gouy ducks? |
| 0:28.1 | Gui... |
| 0:28.6 | Do you know what I'm talking about? |
| 0:29.6 | No. |
| 0:30.2 | Those things that look like penises that they pick out of the sand. |
| 0:34.2 | They're like huge penises. |
| 0:36.1 | I think they're called gooey ducks. I think that's what they're called. |
| 0:38.0 | I've never seen that. |
| 0:38.9 | Yeah, anyway, they're a delicacy. |
| 0:40.8 | And I don't know which universe. They're a delicacy because I don't need anything that looks slimy and penis-like. But not because it looks slimy and penis-like. I eat bananas all the time. That's slimy and penis-like, too. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 0:57.6 | Hey! that too. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 0:57.8 | Hey, you. |
| 1:01.6 | Oh, yeah, Kathy Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. |
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