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you turn the hose off no problems and i'm like oh thank god and he goes and i got to admire

the color of your pool right now it's like you got quite the horticultural exhibit going

on in that pool.

And then I wonder why when we tell them they can use the pool any time they want to, they're like, we saw it a couple months ago.

I don't know what magic trick you fold to make it magically clear now, but I saw the frogs in there.

So then I just, I told to ask what I said, I don't know what we got to do, but we got to clean up that pool. It's just going to get worse. So I go to Home Depot. I think I know what to do. I'm just going to shock the shit out of the pool. So here's how it works. The old shocker. The old shocker. Give him the old shocker. One in the pink, two, and the stick.

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Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens.

Welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Look at us getting an episode in this week. Wow. So proud of us. We're on top of it. Hopefully we'll get some kind of regular schedule going on here again. All the things, a lot of moving parts here at the commercial break. But that doesn't mean we don't love you and it doesn't mean that we think any less of you. We're here. We're doing it. We're committed to it. We're just the last couple weeks have been a little rocky, a little bumpy, a lot of traveling, a lot of stuff going on in everybody's personal lives. I have been, it's that time of year when I fight my pool, so I'm out there fighting my pool every day, desperately begging it to come back to life. It's that fucking pollen, man. That's the thing. I got this tree, this huge oak tree, some kind of oak tree, and it sits right at the end of the pool. And I used to have two of them, but I cut one of

them down. And I really felt bad about it, actually. I had a little ceremony for the tree. Yeah,

they were twin trees, but one of them was leaning toward the house and they were choking each other out. And I was like, okay, only one of you is going to survive. I'm going to pick. And I just took one of them down. But the second one is a huge oak tree and then it's got those

yellow pollen polyps. Oh, everywhere. Those little fucking things that fall off right

before the least. The second one is a huge oak tree, and then it's got those yellow pollen polyps.

Oh, everywhere.

Those little fucking things that fall off right before the leaves come, and they fall off and they make the yellow pollen that is so synonymous with Atlanta this time of year.

It is just, I mean, a gust of wind blows, and you can see a patch of yellow smoke.

It's like a dust storm. It's a dust storm,

a pollen storm. It gets everywhere. It gets all the time everywhere. And the only thing that solves

the problem is a rain, but the rain then exacerbates more pollen. And all of that pollen and all

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