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Monday Morning Podcast

the Monday Morning Podcast 4-12-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about golf, automated calls, and 'fit privilege'.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it is time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday April 12th Monday April

0:08.5

Monday April 12th

0:11.3

Sorry, I'm yelling 2000 and

0:14.7

21

0:16.3

I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. I am recording this the day before because in a couple of fucking hours

0:23.2

I'm going out and I'm making the lamp vibrate over here with my screaming

0:28.5

I'm going I'm getting my second shot of once the fires are you will be

0:33.4

Complixant once the fear is thoughts. I'm getting the second shot of the Pfizer now

0:40.1

I have found that some people get a little sick some people get a lot sick and some people don't get sick at all

0:49.2

so what I'm thinking is

0:51.2

is

0:52.5

It's you know how I was raised that all comes down to what kind of man you are

1:02.3

And I know everybody is different and everybody's brave and everybody's a fucking star, you know

1:11.0

You know unless you're a white guy that's successful then you somehow, you know, you must have done something fucking evil

1:16.6

I'm

1:19.1

Dittled somebody whatever that's sort of the narrative right now, you know, I'm not defending white guys

1:23.9

But also not vilifying all of them, you know kind of being an adult and you know treating everybody like an individual like these fucking crazy

1:30.6

Lefties act like they do, but they don't really

1:33.8

Oh speaking of which oh, I will get to that in a second. Oh Jesus. I almost forgot that. I almost forgot what I was gonna talk about there

1:41.7

so

1:43.7

Anyway, I think that you know, I'm just I'm hydrating there. I

1:48.5

Took a little vitamin C pill

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