The Misspent Youth Of Bryan

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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EP848: Bryan recalls his misspent youth. Leaving home at 17, living with sex workers, sleeping in half-way houses and singing in Chopper Johnson! 19 lives on this cat and 18.5 have been lived! Plus, Kevin the video editor has a better voice, presence and appeal than Bryan. Let's celebrate! Then, Bryan interviews Nacho Red from EDN while Krissy was away and he shares a little preview of this almost 2 hour long chat. TCB Clips: Don't tan your chucha! Watch EP #848 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Jack, I'm seeing your business everywhere. Have you got a new marketing person or something?
0:04.7	You could say I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Oh, Vista print, right? That's not a secret.
0:10.8	How did you know? Come on. Custom posters, branded mugs, stylish flyers. Only one place prints all that. Vista print.
0:17.7	Yeah, I got business cards, stickers, t-shirts, booklets, signage, even photo books from my last holiday.
0:23.2	Print everything for your business with VistaPrint.
0:25.9	If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk.
0:30.3	Miss Magic Maggie here from the House of Bliss in San Diego.
0:35.2	So this is a public service announcement.
0:37.1	I used to use tanning beds because I felt inadequate because
0:40.8	I'm a Native American with white skin due to my druid ancestors. But when I was in the tanning bed,
0:49.7	I spread my legs so that I wouldn't have lines. And now I've got two moles on my hoo-hoo on each side and so I would
0:58.0	not suggest using tanning beds be blissful and that's magic.
1:05.9	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:13.0	I was just kind of a mess.
1:18.0	And when you leave the house at 17 fucking years old, you don't know anything. No, you think you do that.
1:19.1	Oh, I did.
1:20.0	Oh, yes, I did.
1:21.5	I got this.
1:22.5	Yeah, I got this.
1:23.7	I got this mattress I'm going to take to my stripper's house, my stripper girlfriend's townhouse, and we're going to live there.
1:33.1	Little did I know they were running a little side business out of the house.
1:36.8	It was called escorting.
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