Hil-AR-ious!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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EP847: Krissy returns from Memphis rested and ready to take on TCB! First up the hilarious, Hi-AR-ia Baldwin. She has a Spanish accent and whole lot of theatrics. Peace and love! Peace and love! Also, Mempho is recapped, live music is in trouble, MTV is off air and Ed Gien was a horror show! TCBit: Crabapple's Eddie Midvane has a new album! Watch EP #847 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And welcome back to WSHIT's 7-11 News. It's news you can use before you booze.
0:13.0	Happening now on the Crab Apple music scene, Eddie Medvane, local living legend has dropped his long-awaited second album, Reverse Cowgirl.
0:22.3	Eddie, of course, the owner of Eddie's edible panties and floral arrangements on Center Street
0:28.1	has hit the radio airwaves and hit it like it owes him money.
0:32.7	Four out of the five most requested songs on Local Airplay are from reverse cowgirl, but the song
0:39.4	making the most amount of crab applions hot under the collar is his new jam, look in the
0:45.2	mirror.
0:46.0	Eddie has stated that after an unfortunate incident at Tammy's basement tavern, he woke
0:51.4	up and penned this semi-autobiographical tune. Let's take a listen to a bit of
0:55.6	this earwig. You decide for yourself. Wake up feeling stressed. Wishing I was blessed with a life
1:07.1	that's not a mess. Hoping for wishing I was blessed I hate my face in the mirror
1:18.6	I'm trying to see clearer it's too damn loud in this bar tonight Don't do drugs
1:28.3	Don't get hot
1:30.3	Don't drink to have fun
1:32.3	Cause I'm getting sober
1:35.3	Cause I'm getting sober
1:37.3	I don't have a clue
1:42.3	What in the good gravy he's talking about, but it is a bop.
1:46.4	It is a bop indeed.
1:47.7	We'll be back after this commercial break.
1:58.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
2:01.2	You're dancing on YouTube every five fucking seconds.
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