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🗓️ 17 October 2025
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| 0:29.7 | Well, it's that time of year again where every other house turns their front lawn into an |
| 0:33.7 | altar of witchcraft and death. We got gravestones, skeletons, bloody corpses, just all this casual neighborhood decor because nothing screams welcome home like a severed head by the mailbox. And you know, it's like any other time of the year you see a pentagram on someone's front door and you know something's a little bit off. But come October, it's the perfect way to spread holiday cheer. And by the way, heaven forbid, if you don't get it on it |
| 0:55.0 | and don't have a 12-foot demon on your porch, |
| 0:57.0 | then you're being extra. |
| 0:58.6 | You're the crazy one. |
| 0:59.9 | You're brainwashed. |
| 1:04.9 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 1:08.5 | Carol Cornacki was back in the early 90s, late 80s, early 90s, |
| 1:13.7 | was a very famous former witch who used to run around telling about the perils and pitfalls |
| 1:19.8 | of Halloween and this one day a year when the portal to hell opens up and allows all |
| 1:25.8 | the demons and witchcraft. |
| 1:27.8 | I'm just picturing it opening up. |
| 1:29.9 | Just a bunch of Carol Cornackys, like Midwestern women. |
| 1:35.5 | Out of like a pothole. |
| 1:36.9 | With their Laura Ashley dresses on like, ah, flying around. |
| 1:41.3 | That would be scared. |
| 1:43.9 | If you went to a Laura Ashley in the 80s, that was a portal to help. |
| 1:48.8 | The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 1:54.2 | Yeah, boy! |
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