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The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST

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Tim Henson

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4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […]

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0:00.0

All right, long time listeners of the show know all about Bob Hickman.

0:03.3

If you live in the Indianapolis region, you may have seen Bob Hickman's car.

0:07.3

It's also gone internet famous.

0:09.5

It's been posted so many times on Reddit.

0:12.0

This is his minivan.

0:13.9

This is not a stock paint job.

0:16.0

Bob did this himself.

0:17.5

And it's based on something he says in a lot of his videos.

0:21.5

God entered into my body, like a body my same size, like me floating into you, are you floating

0:26.4

into me?

0:26.9

You know, we're dealing with someone crazy when you see this hair too, right?

0:32.7

That is not the stylings of a sane person, okay?

0:37.1

Also, based on everything he says is a good indicator. We're dealing with a sane person. Okay. Also, based on everything he says is a good indicator.

0:39.9

We're dealing with a crazy person.

0:41.3

God entered into my body like a body, my same size, like me floating into you. Are you floating

0:46.1

in? I will say he does have good skin, doesn't he? Very, very smooth.

0:50.5

Can you imagine that? An invisible body that you can't see your same size entering into your body.

0:56.0

Anyway, I see non-stop visions from God. My skin feels electric and vibrates a little.

1:01.0

So it looks like that video was posted, I don't know, five years ago or something. If we look at more recent content on Bob's Instagram account. It's still very similar. Greetings,

1:13.4

everybody. God entered into my body like a body in my same size. He covers a lot of the same

1:18.4

territory. It's November to 1st. There's some adorable shots. It's like, feeling cute. He's got to do

1:25.0

these haircuts himself, right? No self-respecting hairstylist would let a client

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