Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie

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🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 5th, 2025.
0:04.6	Coming up on the program today, a new wave abortion anthem.
0:08.4	Plus, placing shit curses on those who have wronged us.
0:11.6	One of the good pedophiles crashes a technology conference
0:14.8	and trying desperately not to poop your pants while being arrested.
0:18.5	All this, but your voicemails today.
0:23.1	You're not me my father.
0:25.4	Reminds you your father.
0:26.4	Yeah, but I kind of find a different word for that.
0:29.2	Probably peaceful or sometimes beautiful, or I can say love either way.
0:33.4	My name is David, and that's the Wagon Man.
0:36.2	And he, he he landed up there.
0:39.4	He got eaten with a dinosaur.
0:43.3	The dinosaur ate him?
0:44.8	He eats the guy, but he didn't.
0:48.6	But at the time point, he makes him go down further into the house.
0:55.2	He's so happy there.
0:56.8	So he's traveling through time.
0:58.4	Yes, he is.
0:59.2	So he goes to the dinosaur time and he gets eaten.
1:02.0	Yes, he did.
1:02.7	Somehow gets to a house.
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