Hello, this is the Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. And this podcast is a safe space for

mums everywhere. A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? We do. And as we know,

sharing is caring. You don't even have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself. You can be

anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in their secret mum club. We just done it. Empermessly! I feel like we could have done that ages ago, but we've just used it. The iPads is like a safety blanket. I feel like the pressure off first YouTube! It went live, didn't it? It went live and I felt awkward watching myself watching the iPad. I feel like I was watching a film in a film, in a film, of a film. That's why we're trying to do this. We're going to be like newsreaders from now. We're going to look down. We won't look at each other. We'll just look straight. No eye contact would be just looking at the camera the whole. No.

It's quite intense.

It's quite intense. It's like camping. But yeah. But yeah, it was funny watching it on telly, wasn't it? It was really funny watching it. I didn't know how I felt about it. I was kind of a bit like, oh, I'm on the big screen.

Because obviously we normally have the clips, but that's all off script. But like, you say, watching us read the scripts on the camera was so weird. Obviously, it's like, Sophia, put your head up. Put your head up. What are you looking at that? And we've read that thousands of thousands of times. I mean, it's only three years. We obviously do know it. We're just using it as a crutch.

I don't know. Sometimes I don't know it. And then I panic and I'm like, oh, you're just bloody smashed it.

You're bloody smashed it's only three years. We obviously do know it. We're just using it as a crutch. I don't know. Sometimes I don't know it and then I panic and I'm like, oh, you've just bloody smashed it. You're bloody smashed it. How were you? I feel like you've got a big week this week. Have you had a huge week? It's all happening. Let it out, honey, go. It's, it's gone live, the announcement on the radio. Oh shit. Obviously you guys How did they take it?

I was moving.

I told them before but we did my on-air announcement. Sorry, that was really sucky. Sorry, I'm doing one. Really loud to ship. Yeah, I did my on-air announcement, which was like my official one with absolute radio. So they, and then they put the video on the socials. Naturally, the listeners were absolutely devastated.

Of course.

That's the only reason they listen, isn't there?

What are they going to do without me?

I don't know.

My dad commented on the video saying, watch the listener numbers tumble.

I was like, Steve, you can't.

Steve, you're getting me cancelled and I'm already leaving.

What?

How embarrassing.

Oh, yeah.

What a super dad.

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