Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. And welcome to your Thursday's episode.

Where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week. Squeeze your bits. My Botox is wearing off.

Squeeze my nipples like Sadie. And if you don't know what that is referring to. Go back to last week.

Go back to Tuesday's episode.

Tuesday or Thursday? Tuesday. Gosh, I'm losing track of my days. All of your comments, thoughts,

questions and fun stories. To keep you going through the weekend. Shall we jump on in? I think my

Botox is wearing off though. Yeah. A little bit. Mine is as well. And my Botox lady is having a baby.

So she's not doing it anymore?

I think she'll wait until she's obviously had the baby, but I imagine she's on maternity leave now. Yeah. But there's a lot of movement up in these brows for me. Well, you're going to need it before she goes back to work. Are they moving to you? Yeah. Yeah. Quite a bit? Why does I feel like it moves massive?

Yeah, probably because you haven't had movement for a while.

Yeah. Yeah, that's about time, isn't it? That right. Yeah. Freeze that face off. I want to get mine done before Christmas. Freeze that face. Right, are you ready? Yeah. It's time for another. Correspondence Corner. So Emma.

Or no better. Yeah. It's time for another. Correspondence Corner. So, Emma. Oh, no belcher this week. I couldn't muster one up. I tried. I did try. Let's have the first one, please. Okay, this one is from Lauren. Hello, Lauren. She says, hey, you're both. After listening to your chat about being pregnant at Christmas, I wanted to get in touch. I'm due my first baby on the 21st of December. This is fucking huge.

I hope there's a tree in the hospital in your room. Could be a Jesus. Take your own tree. Could be a Jesus baby. I have no idea whether I'm going to have a newborn, still be the size of a whale, or if Christmas Day will be spent legs akimbo on the labour ward. One thing I do know is that my maternity leave is going to be spent watching Christmas movies and scoffing gingerbread.

Oh yes, divine.

Thank you for keeping us all going each week.

After listening to you during my fertility struggles, I've laughed and cried with you

and it now feels super special to be able to relate to you both.

Oh, Lauren.

Lauren, thank you so much.

That's really fucking exciting.

Isn't it?

I really wish we'd had a Christmas baby.

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