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Top Flight Time Machine

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 86

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Grandad Sam’s big key, Roy destroys a child in print, a brushing scam, and a story about a manky teddy bear. (Rec: 21/1/21)


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0:00.0

Top flag time machine, I'm going to be going on tour in early November. You will experience

0:05.6

physical movement and emotional movement and so much more from both of us,

0:11.6

bowel movement, moving a little bit of bowel movement. I can't promise it, but that's what you're

0:16.5

looking for, waking up and probably it won't be one of those things where a podcast episode is

0:24.0

recorded in the theatre. Fuck that. This is a proper show with songs and dancing and high moments

0:32.4

of exhilaration. So come along. Let's just quickly tell you where we're going to be. The first of

0:38.0

November, we're in Brighton, second of November, we're in Nottingham, the third, we're in Leeds,

0:43.8

the fifth, we're in Manchester, the seventh, we're in Glasgow, the eighth, we're in Newcastle,

0:48.1

the ninth, we're in Birmingham and the tenth, we're in London, the capital.

0:54.6

It's going to be good. I think there's a few tickets left at most venues. It's going to be really

0:59.2

exciting. It's called the Velvet Drain Bipet Tour. It's going to be better than the last one,

1:04.1

which you're saying something because the last one was fucking amazing. Ask anyone who went,

1:07.9

but this one, whoa, it's going to knock your cock off. Or if you're a lady, it will knock off your

1:12.9

boobs. Go to TFTamachine.com slash live shows to have a look at tickets from

1:18.2

there'll also be a chance to interact with us in an official capacity while we're on stage,

1:22.8

not after the show. In a very limited capacity. Come along, you'll love it.

1:26.7

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

1:40.8

This is top light time machine. I'm Andy Dawson, pop up out.

1:43.4

I'm Simon. This did allow me so well. Welcome along to the Melchester Odyssey.

1:47.6

We're on a kind of a new era, if you like, of the Melchester Odyssey. We've moved on from the book

1:53.5

best of the 1980s, and we're now looking at individual issues, which I have acquired

1:59.5

a great personal cost over the years, you know, on the black market, e-bit, if you like.

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