Top flag time machine, I'm going to be going on tour in early November. You will experience

physical movement and emotional movement and so much more from both of us,

bowel movement, moving a little bit of bowel movement. I can't promise it, but that's what you're

looking for, waking up and probably it won't be one of those things where a podcast episode is

recorded in the theatre. Fuck that. This is a proper show with songs and dancing and high moments

of exhilaration. So come along. Let's just quickly tell you where we're going to be. The first of

November, we're in Brighton, second of November, we're in Nottingham, the third, we're in Leeds,

the fifth, we're in Manchester, the seventh, we're in Glasgow, the eighth, we're in Newcastle,

the ninth, we're in Birmingham and the tenth, we're in London, the capital.

It's going to be good. I think there's a few tickets left at most venues. It's going to be really

exciting. It's called the Velvet Drain Bipet Tour. It's going to be better than the last one,

which you're saying something, because the last one was fucking amazing. Ask anyone who went,

but this one, whoa, it's going to knock your cock off. Or if you're a lady, it will knock off your

boobs. Go to tftamachine.com slash live shows to have a look at tickets from

there'll also be a chance to interact with us in an official capacity while we're on stage,

not after the show. In a very limited capacity. Come along, you'll love it.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

This is Tftamachine. I'm Andy Norson. Pa-pa-pa.

I'm Sam Nickley Delaney, so well. It's the latest episode of the Ripley's Odyssey 2021.

We're going through Ripley's Believe It or Not Book 2021 available still, I think, in some shops,

at a knockdown price. If you rummage around, well, you can't, the works I was going to say,

because that's where you'll get it cheap, but there are closed at the minute because of Covid.

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