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This is stuff like time machine iron, I need lots of blah, blah, blah. I'm saying hot shot

Delaney, so what? A chart. Welcome to the Melchester Odyssey Roy the Roar was best of the 1980s,

two hundred and eight pages of scorching soccer action and we're approaching the end of it,

we're about ten weeks in the end I think. This latest issue it says at the top you know you get a

little bit of a preview of what's going to happen and it's it's in inverted commas it says so this

is the little surprise Ben Galloway mentioned. So what that sounds a bit like. Yeah, we don't. Yeah,

Oh, we're walking to change your own. Ben Galloway is start ball of naked

and this is really disgusting but you'll have to buy the book to see what he's doing but he's

doing something that I once heard Neil Ruddock did after being sent off early in a game. Right.

The players came off the pitch and they expected to find him sat looking really despondent and

apologetic in the changing room but in fact what he was doing was sat in a massive you know the

gigantic baths they were used to sitting together he was in that already apparently smoking a cigar

right but when they got closer they realized it wasn't a cigar it was a turd he's unturd

and that's what Galloway's little surprise is in this. That's what he's done. All right,

cunts. Oh, fancy is a pop on this. Oh, it's joking. It's a shit. I was just the general manager

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