Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

This is Toplight Time machine, I am Andy Hopper, you lost it by a while.

I'm Sam Nifty Delining, so what?

Welcome to the Friday episode, I feel a bit croaky this morning, I don't know whether this is the

advent of Covid because it takes all forms now, don't it? Does it?

Anything could be Covid, yeah, I think the latest variant, like the symptoms are just like

the same as a summer cold, so I mean this could be the big... Hey Viva!

Wow, yeah, I've had that for weeks though, doesn't let me all look croaky in.

But hang on, if you're double-japped, what, I mean, we shouldn't really discuss this because there's

so much misinformation and confusion surrounding this, the last thing people need is us,

couple of fucking cunts like us sticking our order in and people start going, well,

toplight time machine, tell me it was all right! Yeah, that's like... Oh, regular listeners already

know that we haven't got a fucking clue what we're on about. Yeah, just the caps, yeah, don't

fucking listen to anything we're about to say, but if you're double-japped, aren't you like 95% safe?

You meant to be, but the thing is this current variant that's doing the rounds, the Delta variant,

I think it's called, it's a lot more transmissible than the original one was, so it's fucking

really easy to catch it, apparently, so I might have it, I don't know.

So you might catch it, but the point is, is that you don't have the zip, I know I haven't got it

because I'm using, I've got so many of these fucking home testing kits, I use them

practically every fucking day, mate, but it's a nightmare using them because you've got to stick

that fucking thing right up your nose. Yeah, and I think I might have damaged my nose in years

gone by as well because... Oh right, get the stick right fucking up there, it's like never

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