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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

This is top right time machine. I am Andy Dawson. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ow.

I'm Senator Delaney, so well.

Er, it's the bell Chester Odyssey of course and we're on to episode 56. I think something like that.

Let's have a look where we're at. It'll tell us where we're at because there's that little square

in the top left-hand corner at the beginning of each issue. It tells us what's going on.

It says a mysterious motorcycle has to try to run down Roy just before a second division

away game against Gatesfield. Although race you have to come off following a heavy tackle.

New signing Kenny Logan played brilliantly to ensure yet another victory for Melchester Rovers.

Then Kenny's father who hated football burst into the dressing room.

And there he is. Arthur Logan. Arthur Logan, sorry. An incredibly ginger man.

It's a ginger dominated room. Look at it. You've got Arthur Logan. You've got Kenny Logan.

And then what's his name again? Noel Baxter.

Noel Baxter is the other one. He's always you know around the drama, isn't he?

He loves it. He loves being one of those laughing and sniping on the sidelines.

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