Are you an absolutely huge fomter or a zoom-in or perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie

when holding a newspaper or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it.

Er, at SpexAvers, we get it. You don't want to admit it's time to become a glasses wearer.

That's okay. We're ready to see you whenever you're ready to see properly.

Book an iTest at spexavers.co.uk so you can see clearer. Er, okay, we'll stop with the

years now.

This is top flight time machine. I am Andy Dawson, pal, pal, pal.

I'm so nifty, Delaney, so what?

Er, is this, we're doing a Keegan episode now, right?

This is a Keegan episode. I was just about to say that. Are you prepared mentally for that, Sam?

I'm sorry, it's just that I have prepared mentally, but as you know, I've had a strange morning with lots of

things, surprises, getting in the way that's recording this. So far. So far is the nice, sometimes.

I had to have a sanity audit from the shrink who called me. A sanity audit?

I think it was a sanity audit. Basically, the shrink called out and I'd forgotten that he was

supposed to be calling. I think it was in my diary, but you know, I'm not an organized man.

So suddenly you're having what is effectively down the blower of sanity audit.

How have you been feeling? What? Hey. Er, yeah, all right. I suppose, you know,

say was always really. What's this about? Well, you can. Yeah, well, I've got to pay for this.

Yeah, exactly. Why'd you own business?

But also, I've had an interest in interaction with my mother this morning because

I do a West Ham podcast for the Athletic. And during lockdown, we've been trying to

do interviews with former players, you know, club legends, as you call them. And, you know,

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