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Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

This is top-like time machine, I am Andy Huttbody Dawson,

I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, so what?

Welcome along to the Melchester Odyssey.

I have in my left hand the second of April 1983 issue of Roy of the Rovers.

We tried to get into this one last week, sadly we failed,

but we'll give it another go now.

On the front cover as I showed you last time,

Sam is the Michael Grade, but the looks have been punched out by Alan Arrow,

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