“The Meatball Play”
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat discuss treating dear friends like theyre lepers, the pasta bar at Bonnaroo, peeing in basketball shorts, The Meatball Shop, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | Hey! It's Kat! |
| 0:38.0 | And welcome to Z treatment of the Casper Boss. |
| 0:43.0 | That is lucky that he is. |
| 0:45.0 | Okay, what a Southern accent's funny. |
| 0:47.0 | No. |
| 0:48.0 | A Southern accent's funny. |
| 0:49.0 | Who do you know where I'm from? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm a Texas girl. |
| 0:52.0 | I need a lot of her. |
| 0:53.0 | I speak like this. |
| 0:54.0 | Oh my god, alright. |
| 0:55.0 | What if I was just like, no, but seriously, like, what if like, I was the exact same. |
| 0:58.0 | But I spoke like this. |
| 0:59.0 | Like, I would already have a TV show because I'd be like, she's got something special. |
| 1:02.0 | I'd be like, I feel like Southern accents in general are so 90s. |
| 1:07.0 | Like, you're the South. |
| 1:08.0 | They don't have it anymore. |
| 1:09.0 | They really don't have it anymore. |
| 1:10.0 | It's like, it was at fake all the whole time. |
| 1:11.0 | Is everyone was faking the whole time? |
| 1:13.0 | What the fuck? |
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