“Trauma Is Drama” Pt. 2 (w/ Mike Kelton)
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2019
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Cat, Pat, and special guest Mike Kelton discuss Michigan musical theater, wearing green, guardian angels, plays with vocal fry, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:30.0 | Yes, we're back and we're business time it's personal |
| 0:42.0 | Who are you? |
| 0:46.8 | I'm so sorry. No, that's safe. You're safe. Who were I? |
| 0:52.8 | Where'd you grow up? Why were you away? What were you like? Oh, we got wild. Okay. What were you into? |
| 0:57.6 | How'd you get to be this perfect human in New York? Oh, man. That's so sweet. |
| 1:02.0 | So grew up in Westchester County, 914. I famously grew up in |
| 1:08.2 | Mt. Kiscoe, moved to Coutona. These are all these are all my turnor shops to me. |
| 1:12.3 | All of them. And truly, so I went to school in like a very like |
| 1:17.5 | similar to like what Pat was talking about in Long Island. Like very like typical suburban |
| 1:22.6 | Westchester football my brother. I feel like my brother and I's relationship is very as like a |
| 1:28.3 | huge thing that like shaped me as the person because he's completely different. He like |
| 1:33.4 | Captain of the football team, Captain of the hockey team. I was like dancing on a dime in 42nd |
| 1:37.9 | tree in 8th grade at Fond Slam Middle School slaying with literally a full face of makeup. We're |
| 1:42.7 | always hunting tall. See, it's so funny. I never ever thought of myself as hawk growing up. |
| 1:49.2 | I was like, I'm truly the ugliest person that's ever existed. You were a little ugly. |
| 1:52.8 | Like, does everyone think that way? That I what I know that they're ugly when they're little. |
| 1:58.9 | I think me specifically, if you look at pictures of me, I truly like I look like a baby |
| 2:04.4 | ogre like that's what you call a Pat Regan when I say there's no way you were hot and they show you |
| 2:07.9 | a picture and you're like, oh, no, truly, I can post pictures and people are like, oh my god stop. |
| 2:14.4 | That picture was the ones that you pre-prone with you and all the gals. Oh yeah, |
| 2:18.9 | I feel like I've seen pictures of the girlfriends. I feel like I've seen pictures of you too. |
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