“Three Needy People” Pt. 1 (w/ Michelle Collins)
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2019
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Cat, Pat, and special guest Michelle Collins discuss muffins, dutch dicks, skin care, shopping bags, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | forever |
| 0:30.0 | I know that's why I know work I woke up and I thought |
| 0:50.0 | I don't mind because some of the amount of work we had to do sometimes is not okay. Yeah, a lot of us wake up in the morning |
| 0:54.3 | I think I wish it was night. Yeah, today I said I'm about to smart and today is basically night even though it's morning |
| 0:58.9 | because we have to do no work. Yeah, all right. What do you think and look at me and be honest to me |
| 1:04.3 | Do you think we're going to shake shook after this? I can't tell so well we had to adjust what's going on |
| 1:08.9 | I know in terms of carbs in terms of carbs on the table. It's actually it's it's |
| 1:15.2 | It's so I'm in a weird place where I woke up this morning and I I stopped in this enormous shirt |
| 1:22.0 | I made the creative choice to leave the |
| 1:23.5 | Home of the shirts says tell I actually never have known with the shirts that's because I only wear it |
| 1:27.6 | I don't look at you want me to tell you yeah, it says it's two wine glasses sort of clinking each other without |
| 1:32.8 | Hand without anyone grabbing them and the shirts has say it with me |
| 1:36.2 | Porin with Lauren, which I never heard in a love this is one of the two shirts that I sleep at when I see about my |
| 1:40.9 | Boyfriends the other shirt is my favorite is hot my favorite |
| 1:44.2 | I love a party when the theme is wine |
| 1:49.1 | Okay, we are so excited for our guest. Seriously, but your ears open |
| 1:54.2 | Finish out |
| 1:56.1 | I'm like dying. I'm trying so hard not to ruin it. Hi you guys. Oh my god. Oh come |
| 2:01.0 | Thank you so much for being on the plot. Thank you. We've already done 45 minutes of what I like to call |
| 2:04.9 | Sizzlin hot content and we're recording but that's how it always is you can't really |
| 2:09.1 | Can you always make sure the listeners know you if you think this podcast is funny. Yeah |
| 2:14.7 | We wish you could have heard how fucking hilarious we were being before we started |
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