The Matrix
No Shame In A Gain
Secret Recordings
4.7 • 813 Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Are you going to be on a diet for the rest of your life? Try and count how many different ways we describe dieting, without using the word diet! Plus, are you the correct weight to work on an oil rig?
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the podcast that teaches you. There's no shame in again. |
| 0:08.4 | If you eat afterates following every meal, but only because they freshen your breath, |
| 0:14.1 | then you are one of us. I've told you guys cheese at the end of every meal. |
| 0:20.3 | The dentist says you should. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm Joe and with me is Victoria. |
| 0:26.5 | Hi. |
| 0:27.7 | And producer Paul is here. |
| 0:29.9 | Hi. |
| 0:30.5 | I would say after eight is the brand where I've sampled everything they do. |
| 0:36.0 | Why? |
| 0:36.3 | What do they do? |
| 0:36.6 | And they're all essentially the same just in different shapes. It's like, oh, they're in a bag now with wrappers on. Still just tastes like an after-a-e. I thought they just came in a box. I like them all. I didn't know there were variations. Yeah, they're you traditional Christmas ones, but they also do a share bag where they, it's smaller but beefy, in it? |
| 0:56.7 | It's like a little cube. |
| 0:57.8 | Yeah, it is. |
| 0:57.8 | You get the most pathetic amount in. |
| 1:03.6 | It's unbelievable how they can get away with it. |
| 1:07.6 | Shrinkflation. |
| 1:08.0 | And apparently they're quite expensive as well. |
| 1:11.0 | But they're delicious. |
| 1:13.0 | There's some in my house right now. |
| 1:15.0 | So Paul, when I order you after eights, do you want that in the same delivery as those |
| 1:20.6 | snowball things that we were talking about? |
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