The Market Is Never Wrong

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:29.8	But their number is whatever the market demands. Sure. I mean, right? Agreed. The market's
0:34.0	never wrong. The market's never wrong. Ever. And there's your title.
0:37.5	Yeah. Welcome in, everybody.
0:48.9	Episode 180.
0:51.0	Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen.
0:52.8	Honor to be here because of 180, you know, it's not, 180 you know that it's not it's not it's not
0:56.6	it's not it's not 180 right a lot of people get that mistaken yeah if you're going in the wrong
1:01.6	direction you could change your life it's a 180 it is a 360 right a lot of people don't know that
1:06.8	uh welcome in solo episode we haven't we haven't chosen well well i guess if you're watching you'll know
1:12.1	the title yeah we haven't chosen the title yet so they know it we don't even know yeah we don't
1:16.5	know wow dude that's wild should we guess no yeah it's tough easton did send me over some pot
1:24.1	he he said it is listen if you, if you're upset about the titles,
1:28.4	wait, nah, it's got to be me because I. Who's upset about the titles? If somebody is upset
1:32.1	about the titles, I come for Easton. Yeah. But I do approve them. Yes. But sometimes,
1:36.6	I wonder if people ever curious about how the title thing comes about. We just kind of,
1:42.5	we just kind of listen to the pod
1:44.6	we just do it and then yeah whatever pops I wonder if there's if there's one
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