Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	In the Premier League, everyone pushes their hardest to win. And now it's your turn. With their EPL fantasy challenge, Coca-Cola are giving you a chance to win big by beating the best. All you have to do is build a team based on rules set by an icon. And to help you on your way, I've got a tip to help you build your team. Make sure you keep an eye on fixtures. Who are the players up against next? Sometimes it's not about form.
0:21.7	Like there are some players that, for whatever reason, always play well against certain teams.
0:27.0	To do your research. To get involved in the EPL Fantasy Challenge, all you've got to do is grab
0:31.8	a Coke and scan the code on the pack. Just by playing, you get a chance to win Coke swag or
0:36.6	vouchers. But if you beat the icon
0:38.9	who set the rules, you could win vintage Coca-Cola jerseys, Premier League tickets, and more.
0:44.6	So go ahead and get involved. Grab a Coke, drink it in.
0:48.4	I mean, he took my Facebook in front of me.
0:52.0	You gave it to it. I gave, I didn't. I didn't even get hacked. I gave it to it. So I gave, he didn't,
0:54.2	I didn't even get hacked.
0:55.1	I gave it to it.
0:55.7	Hey.
0:55.8	Hey.
0:55.9	Hey.
1:12.9	Welcome in, you know, who's in the house? Oh, full house is own, Candace Cameron, ladies. You know, this is a big episode for us.
1:20.1	Yeah. And you know why this preview is big? Because we haven't done it. That is true.
1:23.7	Yeah, normally we do the pre, we do the post view. Yeah. After and then we talk about our, what do we talk about our observations.
1:30.9	Yep.
1:31.3	And tease what the people are going to like from it.
1:33.3	Right.
1:33.5	This one, we're in blind.
1:34.6	Yeah.
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