The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Carmageddon II looms large in Pete’s early university memories, but it’s not the reason he had to apologise to campus security. Luke, meanwhile, had to deal with an American-style shared room. The stuff of nightmares nowadays.
Elsewhere, the guys discuss the Beckham family drama and wonder precisely how many cakes Mr Tom Cruise is sending out at Christmas. Place your bets.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the Luke and Pete show. It's Monday. It's a Monday, the 26th. At the end of the last show, you said that it would be good if the... |
| 0:13.0 | Well, I don't even think you said that it would be good if the world didn't end. You say, we will see you on Monday if the world hasn't ended. Maybe the world has ended. Maybe this is just one part of, you know, Amazon server technology that's still |
| 0:26.8 | operating and it's still busting out the Logan Peach Show to. However, whichever life |
| 0:31.2 | form, whichever cockroach chooses to listen to, I suppose. Pete, just decide, yes or no, |
| 0:37.2 | we're pre-recording this. |
| 0:38.5 | Yes or no, by the time this comes out, has the world ended? |
| 0:41.6 | I'm going to say no. |
| 0:44.9 | I'm going to say no. |
| 0:46.0 | Because I believe in the GOP. |
| 0:49.3 | I believe in those, I believe in those senators. |
| 0:53.7 | Turn it around |
| 0:56.0 | for the world. |
| 0:57.3 | It's been mental. |
| 0:59.0 | It's been mental. |
| 0:59.9 | It's been like, |
| 1:01.9 | like you almost want to get people who support |
| 1:03.9 | him and go, come on. |
| 1:06.2 | Come on now. |
| 1:07.3 | Look at it. |
| 1:08.1 | You keep saying this is just a gambit, |
| 1:14.1 | but it just seems like a lot of personal grievance, don't it? |
| 1:17.1 | And every other time he's had personal grievance. |
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