Fascinating Problematic Characters
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Impending doomsday diary entry 876, from Donaldson and Moore’s bunker studios…
As the world casually burns, we still find time to enjoy Looksmaxxing bros continuing to shoot themselves in the reproductive organs in their quest for hotness - as well as the Tate Brothers conducting their own Donaldson weekender.
Plus, the big questions answered: who are our own Top G influencers? What’s the best substance to soak your hands in before fighting? How to best bribe your children? What’s the optimum time to have dinner? Consider this a public service to you all.
Battery Robot has had his firmware update and needs to guzzle down on your submissions! Get them into: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Patreon. |
| 0:08.2 | I've been also joined by Mr. Lukie Mo, Lukie Moe. |
| 0:10.3 | How are you? |
| 0:11.3 | Pretty good. |
| 0:12.6 | We're freestyle on this one today, boy. |
| 0:14.5 | I've done no prep whatsoever. |
| 0:15.9 | No, it's absolutely fine. |
| 0:16.8 | We've got, um, yeah, we'll be fine. |
| 0:18.7 | I don't think the, I don't think the listeners will be like, |
| 0:21.2 | oh no, they've got nothing to say. I've just discovered a big hole of me trousers. That's embarrassing. Officer. Officer. That's embarrassing officer. That's a, it's a big one as well. And it's in the part of your leg where your pant isn't. If you've been out and about all day with it? I've been out and about all day with it, yeah. |
| 0:38.3 | I'll just come home. |
| 0:39.2 | I walked from Fingch Street to Deepest Dark as Shoreditch and then back again. And then I always get, I always go missing. I always get lost around Liverpool Street. All the buildings are the bloody same. And then the big buildings don't really sort of make any |
| 0:55.1 | because the big buildings are so big there's no point in even using it as some kind of like um |
| 0:59.1 | yeah that's really boring have you been walking around town without a whole in your trousers or not |
| 1:03.3 | yes i have yes i have thank you i've been strolling more honest maybe i walk too hard maybe i |
| 1:08.2 | and now my uh my trousers split um let's think let's hope that's the only thing it was too hard. Maybe I'll, and now my, my trousers split. |
| 1:13.0 | Let's hope that's the only thing that was too hard. |
| 1:13.7 | Exactly. |
| 1:17.0 | Let's, I mean, they are size 30s. |
| 1:19.0 | That's way too small for me these days. |
| 1:22.2 | Yeah, why are you still persisting with this lie? |
| 1:25.2 | Because the legs don't get all that much bigger. |
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