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With our servicemen and women facing death every day, what kind of congressman would try to gut military spending?

The wrong kind, wrong kind.

That's right, congressman Ron Kind is repeatedly voted to deprive our troops of the funding they need to fight for us.

But Ron Kind has no trouble spending your money, he would just rather spend it on sex.

That's right, instead of spending money on cancer research, Ron Kind voted to spend your money to study the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes.

Instead of spending money to study heart disease, Ron Kind spent your money to study the masturbation habits of old men.

Ron Kind spent your tax dollars to study something called the bisexual transgendered in two-spirited illusioneskimosia, whoever they are.

Ron Kind even spent your tax dollars to pay teenage girls to watch pornographic movies with probes connected to their genitalia.

Ron Kind pays for sex, but not for soldiers. If Ron Kind had better priorities, he wouldn't be having to hear this.

Ron Kind is out of touch and soon he'll be out of congress.

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Vietnamese prostitutes, the masturbation habits of old men, stick electrodes on little girls' clits, my kind of congressmen.

He's the right kind of leader.

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