It’s Like Boy Scouts But For Adult Babies And Extreme Perverts

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:01:03.48 I Have An Unhinged ChatGPT Clone At My Disposal 00:07:52:21.09 AI Helps Me Plot To Torture And Destroy Brad Carter 00:10:39:23.57 Playing “Guess That Sound” With A Deaf Person 00:13:23:14.53 Adult Baby Boy Scout Troops 00:22:09:13.07 Confronting A Pedo In The Parking Lot 00:24:35:16.72 A Wild Youtard Appears! 00:28:01:11.34 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:34:05.03 Tiktokkers Are Turning Into Brainless NPC’s 00:36:35:01.75 A Shit Slick Pile-Up […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 19th, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	The group that's kind of like Boy Scouts, but for extreme perverts.
0:08.6	I'm going for my fisting badge.
0:10.6	Plus, I have access to the most unhinged AI chatbot and TikTokers are now just twitching
0:16.3	and making binging and booping noises.
0:18.4	I'll come up today!
0:20.4	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents Great Moments on the Adult Poem Shopping Network.
0:31.4	This is the April Brough Buster Love Doll.
0:35.2	Ooh, she has smooth, perfy skin, you smell that skin and you start to go all excited.
0:42.8	She has soft, silky hair.
0:44.8	Her best babe is a life size, she has three luscious love holes.
0:50.5	That's more than you get at home.
0:52.5	Sometimes?
0:53.5	And they vibrate.
0:54.5	And yes, a vibrating vagina and rear.
0:59.1	Now, this starling has enormous mouthwatering breast pesos.
1:04.8	She can handle up to 250 Wafting Pounds.
1:08.0	Guys, April is waiting for you.
1:11.0	She's inviting you.
1:12.3	And if you order tonight from the late night adult shopping club, she costs a mere 62.95.
1:20.3	I'm pleased you're going to take a girl out on a date you guys.
1:23.3	She is going to drink you up 62 dollars in those proofies into the first place.
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