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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:21:08.47 Doctor’s Trying To Kill Me 00:09:33:17.62 Pointing Out A Camel Toe Is Sure To Woo The Ladies 00:12:38:21.56 Jesus, Lucifer, And A Computer All Occupy Someone’s Brain 00:17:18:05.31 Gagging On Multiple Rubber Dongs 00:20:25:15.09 Pastor Lady Boy Lover Is Back With More Scripture 00:21:55:08.56 Daniel Larson’s Dog / Bomb Threats / Psych Ward Arc 00:29:39:08.23 Step Right Up To The Sideshow! 00:31:27:18.34 Livestreaming Medical Malpractice 00:34:55:11.41 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Friday, July 14, 2023 coming up on the program today, which you
0:05.8	are just threatened to blow up the White House, plus a doctor who livestreamed their
0:10.5	surgery whoopsies, an AI supercomputer as one of my multiple personalities, and gay furry
0:17.0	hackers to the rescue, all coming up today.
0:22.7	Distorted view daily proudly presents great moments in beauty pageants.
0:30.4	Well, singing and I am telling you I'm not going is Ms. Lake Dard-Nell Naomi Sure.
0:53.3	We both have the same mind in time and time.
0:59.4	We've paid so much to say I don't know, no, no.
1:05.7	And I've written up tomorrow morning, baby, I'm in the snow, nobody there.
1:14.3	Take out the mountain, we get through the shots.
1:17.5	You can see what you want, I'm not walking out.
1:22.1	Since July, I will end I am telling you I'm not going.
1:40.9	You, you, you're going to love me, it's the distorted view show with Tim Hanson.
2:09.1	I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it.
2:17.8	Hot dog and jumbo will not be seen this morning so that we may bring you the following.
2:21.9	Yes, Tim Hanson, back here with you one more time as we end the week with a Friday show,
2:27.0	have a great one for you today, just got back from my cardiologist appointment because I am an
2:33.8	old man. I know most of you who live in America know this, but it bears repeating,
2:41.4	our healthcare system is fucked. So just a recap here. Back in 2014, my heart nearly exploded,
2:49.4	burst out of my chest and just took off down the street, it was supercharged.
2:55.2	To keep my heart under control now, I take this pill called Motoperol.
3:00.9	Now this is something that I'm going to just have to take the rest of my life.
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