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Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1.

Piss Harbor. A town where crime and danger always flow. The kind of place where Cordelia's most badass bounty hunters gather, hungry for the priciest bounties around. When five of the meanest, toughest, most evil-sword-carried-in-the-mouth-of-a-stray-dog characters in Piss Harbor go out on a job together, could it lead to something...more?

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Hello listeners,
0:09.0	Welcome back to the graveyard.
0:12.0	It's me, the graveyard!
0:13.0	It's me, the grafrieker, and good news, I'm no longer chained to the massive tome of rude tales of magic.
0:22.0	Instead, I'm chained to this. of And there's a story, there's like a serial story being told in it.
0:35.0	And I that's what I'm reading to you now.
0:38.0	So my backstory is I was unchanged from the big book and then in the intervening two weeks
0:43.4	Branson Reese came by and he chained me to a magazine
0:47.2	that is and it will be updating and refreshing
0:50.3	and I said well I at least get paid more and he said we pay you? So I I stepped in it that I don't get paid for anything now.
0:58.0	Anyway, welcome to
1:00.0	Tew Tales of Magic, season three sort of.
1:05.0	Weird times in piss harbor.
1:09.0	All right, thank you, grave freaker. The most unathustastic thanks to yourself.
1:17.0	All right, get back to your grave, are you freak? The town. 484 AA. A. A.
1:33.4	The town?
1:35.1	His harbor.
1:36.7	If you're coming by sea, you smell it before you can see it.
1:41.0	A sleazy little subtropical town on the west coast of Cordelia, where there's a
1:47.3	deal to be made around every corner. But also, death lurks behind every corner.
1:54.0	So you really gotta stay on your toes here.
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