Hi folks I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and here's the good news this is real and Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris and I just record this to let you know I'm really good I'm fine I'm okay but I may not be back for a while so Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris have been

bringing me all the cards and letters you've written and I want you to know they mean

a lot to me they mean so much to me you mean a lot to me you mean a lot to them

and I hope we mean the same thing to you.

It's very gratifying to know that we've started to really build something here.

We can't wait to do it again. You're the best listeners a guy like me could ever wish for. So remember until we come back

if you walked out of bed today and had a job to go to and a home to come back to and

someone there who cares about you folks the game's over and you've won and that's

still the truest thing I know I hope it is for all of us forever so until my

return remember Homer is Homer Pluto is a, and what do you ask every bad bartender in the world?

Nominem quit Jeminus? That's Latin for, you call that a double? Still works beautifully. I'll be seeing you soon and the colonel

and the doctor send you their fondest halo's bye.

This week on Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Chelsea Peretti.

Anyway, so I like, you know, redid the whatever it was, a little more sexy and then he said,

okay, you pretty much just lowered your voice.

Because I was like, you didn't bring any vibe of sex.

No, I just went like, I am honestly.

And I was like, I don't, you pretty much just did a thick Russian accent.

That's what you thought was sexy.

But I realized I don't know what they mean by sexy and I mean that

German accent because you're into German porn.

Oh sure yeah you want sexy. you're into German porn.

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